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Re: News you DID need
« Reply #15 on: June 03, 2011, 12:06:43 PM »
Quote from: random axe on June 03, 2011, 12:05:03 PM
his political career could certainly be over,

Shoot, his political career has been over for quite a while. He's not a Republican so he doesn't get forgiven of stuff like that.
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Re: News you DID need
« Reply #16 on: June 03, 2011, 12:20:04 PM »
Fuck Edwards and fuck the skank he was fucking while his wife was dying of cancer. Right in their rotten asses. 
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Re: News you DID need
« Reply #17 on: June 03, 2011, 01:00:39 PM »
Quote from: PVC Barbie on June 03, 2011, 12:20:04 PM
Fuck Edwards and fuck the skank he was fucking while his wife was dying of cancer. Right in their rotten asses. 

THAT.
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Re: News you DID need
« Reply #18 on: June 03, 2011, 01:06:13 PM »
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fuck the skank he was fucking while his wife was dying of cancer.

Yeah, that was pretty gingrichy of him.  He's a dick, I agree, but I still don't want a bullshit charge.  Being drummed out of politics in ignominy is about as much as you can do to most of these people, if you can't bankrupt them.

He's probably guilty of something illegal.  This idea that basically any gift to a politician counts as a campaign contribution just doesn't pass.
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Re: News you DID need
« Reply #19 on: June 03, 2011, 01:11:26 PM »
:hmm:

"Gingrichy" is my new favorite adjective. Makes a great companion to "santorum."

Shall we write to Dan Savage?
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Re: News you DID need
« Reply #20 on: June 03, 2011, 02:38:38 PM »
I'm now pledging to use "Gingrichy" in a sentence today.
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Re: News you DID need
« Reply #21 on: June 03, 2011, 03:00:08 PM »
I was cleaning out the refrigerator and noticed the cheese was smelling a little gingrichy, so I threw that out too.
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Re: News you DID need
« Reply #22 on: June 03, 2011, 03:09:26 PM »
I just recently got rid of some old ricotta cheese, but peeked inside the container first.  Visually Grinchy with patches of orange; Gingrichy smell-wise.
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Re: News you DID need
« Reply #23 on: June 03, 2011, 03:12:07 PM »
:galm:

I salute this second use of the adjective.
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Re: News you DID need
« Reply #24 on: June 03, 2011, 04:51:57 PM »
I've noticed that my pants are getting too tight lately, and I'm looking fairly gingrichy when I look in the mirror.
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Re: News you DID need
« Reply #25 on: June 03, 2011, 05:58:29 PM »
Quote from: mrcookieface on June 03, 2011, 03:00:08 PM
I was cleaning out the refrigerator and noticed the cheese was smelling a little gingrichy, so I threw that out too.

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Re: News you DID need
« Reply #26 on: June 09, 2011, 03:16:26 PM »
Pretty much Newt Gingrich's entire campaign staff quit.

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Re: News you DID need
« Reply #27 on: June 09, 2011, 03:18:01 PM »
That's gonna get all stuck in your gums.
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Re: News you DID need
« Reply #28 on: June 09, 2011, 04:27:01 PM »
Flossing is good for the gums. Besides, we need to celebrate this. Implosions usually aren't spectacular anymore.
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Re: News you DID need
« Reply #29 on: June 09, 2011, 05:05:42 PM »
They're now saying that the team quit because they'd rather be trying to blow Rick Perry into office.  You can imagine why Gingrich assumed that'd be happening to him, but maybe he took too much for granted -- you know, a bit divorced from reality.

Of course, they may have just left him because of his periodic insistence on taking off his clothes and running after giraffes.
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