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Re: Sports Photos
« Reply #30 on: April 07, 2011, 04:44:01 PM »
I love the one from the Olympics, too, where the guy from the Mexican team is still standing there guarding no one, and Kobe's already not only past him but BEHIND him.

Don't look away; Kobe's just waiting for a chance to make you look bad.

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Re: Sports Photos
« Reply #31 on: April 07, 2011, 06:46:40 PM »
That was my favorite of the series.
Cause you're so beautiful
Like a tree
Or a high-class prostitute
You're so beautiful
Mmm, you could be a part-time model
But you'd probably have to keep your normal job

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Re: Sports Photos
« Reply #32 on: April 07, 2011, 10:44:20 PM »
 :lol:

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Re: Sports Photos
« Reply #33 on: April 07, 2011, 10:48:53 PM »
:lol:

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Re: Sports Photos
« Reply #34 on: April 09, 2011, 11:04:28 AM »


OH MY GOD I LOVE YOUR KNEE.

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Re: Sports Photos
« Reply #35 on: April 09, 2011, 11:04:54 AM »


Yeah, that's a foul.

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Re: Sports Photos
« Reply #36 on: April 09, 2011, 11:05:47 AM »


Don't touch him!  He's got a basketball, and he's crazy enough to use it!

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Re: Sports Photos
« Reply #37 on: April 09, 2011, 11:06:12 AM »


You can't steal the ball when I use my TELEKINESIS.

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Re: Sports Photos
« Reply #38 on: April 11, 2011, 10:40:58 AM »
DEFENSE.


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Re: Sports Photos
« Reply #39 on: April 11, 2011, 11:07:33 AM »
DEFENSE!



Yes, that's Baron Davis again, this time saying COME AT ME, BRO.

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Re: Sports Photos
« Reply #40 on: April 11, 2011, 11:08:02 AM »
DEFENSE!


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Re: Sports Photos
« Reply #41 on: April 11, 2011, 11:08:37 AM »
OFFENSE!



Behind the back and between the legs, respectively.

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Re: Sports Photos
« Reply #42 on: April 11, 2011, 09:29:15 PM »


YOU DARE NOT APPROACH HAMED HADDADI.




Seriously, all this to introduce the backup center for the Memphis Grizzlies?  No offense to Hamed, who's a foot and a half taller than I'll ever be, but maybe we could scale things down a bit.

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Re: Sports Photos
« Reply #43 on: April 11, 2011, 09:30:16 PM »


Yao Ming can't understand a word Ron Artest says, but he still thinks he's hilarious.

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Re: Sports Photos
« Reply #44 on: April 12, 2011, 09:49:29 AM »
Is that Grant Hill?  How old is he?  '72?  Okay, younger than me but still old for pro sports (unless you're Jamie Moyer).
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