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Re: soccer
« Reply #15 on: August 22, 2011, 08:41:33 PM »
Well, at least he's not bending it.

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Re: soccer
« Reply #16 on: August 23, 2011, 10:39:03 PM »
"Oh. My. NuvaRing." is going to be incorporated into my exclamations.

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Re: soccer
« Reply #17 on: May 16, 2013, 02:44:26 PM »
"Parasitic wasps laying eggs in other insects is a better love story than Twilight." - :bitzero:
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Re: soccer
« Reply #18 on: May 16, 2013, 03:58:08 PM »
Now he can get bent whenever he wants.
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Re: soccer
« Reply #19 on: May 16, 2013, 04:16:52 PM »
he's out of shape now anyway.

you'd be surprised how much a nutsack can stretch. you have to stretch it yourself, not a woman. they don't do it quite right.

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Re: soccer
« Reply #20 on: September 08, 2013, 07:46:53 PM »
Whoa. Jair Benitez scores from 50 yds out. Hope :boobies: was there to see it.
"Parasitic wasps laying eggs in other insects is a better love story than Twilight." - :bitzero:
"Anyhow, it was the best sentient food movie since Killer Tomatoes Eat France." - :flipper:
"lee marvin in drag is no way to spread the gospel, son." - TFJ
"It failed. My enemies have been purged." - Sidious
"It's not like there was ever a time I didn't think Rudy Giuliani was a smug gibbering imbecile." - random axe
"*drags taint* Oh cool, I didn't know you could do that." - mo.d

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Re: soccer
« Reply #21 on: September 08, 2013, 11:28:15 PM »
Wow.
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Re: soccer
« Reply #22 on: July 13, 2014, 05:33:46 PM »
Am I the only one? Really, the only one to make this joke? OKAY THEN



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"Parasitic wasps laying eggs in other insects is a better love story than Twilight." - :bitzero:
"Anyhow, it was the best sentient food movie since Killer Tomatoes Eat France." - :flipper:
"lee marvin in drag is no way to spread the gospel, son." - TFJ
"It failed. My enemies have been purged." - Sidious
"It's not like there was ever a time I didn't think Rudy Giuliani was a smug gibbering imbecile." - random axe
"*drags taint* Oh cool, I didn't know you could do that." - mo.d

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Re: soccer
« Reply #23 on: July 14, 2014, 07:35:55 PM »
EOƎ
"It all trickles down from the hot sex. I'm not saying you don't need cheese, just that if you concentrate on the hot sex, the cheese will follow. Naturally."--PsiDefect 03-19-2002 11:28 AM

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Re: soccer
« Reply #24 on: July 14, 2014, 11:14:43 PM »
you'd be surprised how much a nutsack can stretch. you have to stretch it yourself, not a woman. they don't do it quite right.