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What your favorite...band says about you
« on: July 11, 2011, 10:23:27 AM »
...Classic Rock...

The Eagles: You can only reach orgasm while listening to talk radio.

Scary accurate.

Steely Dan: You have snorted cocaine off a copy of Remembrance of Things Past.
Fleetwood Mac: You have snorted cocaine off a copy of The Hobbit.

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Re: What your favorite...band says about you
« Reply #1 on: July 11, 2011, 10:24:44 AM »
...80s...

Duran Duran: Your safety word is “Kim Wilde.”

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"I grow less interesting every year." - Hmof

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Re: What your favorite...band says about you
« Reply #2 on: July 11, 2011, 10:32:13 AM »
:hmm:  The only person I knew who ever told me the Eagles were her favorite band could achieve orgasm just by sneezing, probably.

There's Don Henley, too, but I suspect he has to be listening to the Eagles, not talk radio.



I honestly have no idea who I would pick as my favorite band.  I'm not good at those kinds of superlatives.  But the article's funny, as you'd expect.  :lol:

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Re: What your favorite...band says about you
« Reply #3 on: July 11, 2011, 11:06:03 AM »
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Joy Division: You have been bitten by a cat while trying to dress it in period costume.
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Re: What your favorite...band says about you
« Reply #4 on: July 11, 2011, 11:09:08 AM »
Quote from: tfa
Crosby, Stills & Nash: You own an oversized hat.

Crosby, Stills, Nash & Young: You own three or more oversized hats.

Ah, see, now this one's more up my alley than the '80s one ...
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Re: What your favorite...band says about you
« Reply #5 on: July 11, 2011, 11:19:53 AM »
I don't have time right now, but I want to go through the lists, see which descriptions apply to me, and then see if I like the band.

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Re: What your favorite...band says about you
« Reply #6 on: July 20, 2011, 12:28:16 AM »
80s:

The Smiths: You have read aloud to a hamster, ferret, or turtle.

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"I'm only going to ask you once more. Sit down or I will kick you in the vagina, and you know I will."