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Arrr!
« on: September 19, 2012, 08:51:24 AM »
Shipmates, it be Talk Like a Pirate Day, again. Ye be warned!
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Re: Arrr!
« Reply #1 on: September 19, 2012, 09:13:08 AM »
Yarr?

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Re: Arrr!
« Reply #2 on: September 19, 2012, 09:54:09 AM »
Poop deck.

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Re: Arrr!
« Reply #3 on: September 19, 2012, 10:00:02 AM »
I hope not to.  F'o'c'sle that.

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Re: Arrr!
« Reply #4 on: September 19, 2012, 10:18:59 AM »
I'll be in my bunk.
I'm generalizing from one example here, but everyone generalizes from one example. At least, I do.

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Re: Arrr!
« Reply #5 on: September 19, 2012, 10:51:16 AM »
Ye scurvy dogs.  To the plank with thee.
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Re: Arrr!
« Reply #6 on: September 19, 2012, 10:52:13 AM »
Yo HO HO! *cough cough cough*
I need this done ASAP, or whenever you can get around to it.  Tomorrow is fine.

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Re: Arrr!
« Reply #7 on: September 19, 2012, 11:50:57 AM »
Show me yer booties
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Re: Arrr!
« Reply #8 on: September 19, 2012, 11:52:26 AM »
 :moonwave:
Cause you're so beautiful
Like a tree
Or a high-class prostitute
You're so beautiful
Mmm, you could be a part-time model
But you'd probably have to keep your normal job

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Re: Arrr!
« Reply #9 on: September 19, 2012, 12:01:39 PM »
I had me booties bronzed.



Which is difficult, since my people don't tan.

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Re: Arrr!
« Reply #10 on: September 19, 2012, 12:49:22 PM »
I love it when in the Pirate Treasure episode of Backyardigans where Pablo asks Tyrone what pirates have and Tyrone replies "rotten teeth"
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Re: Arrr!
« Reply #11 on: September 19, 2012, 01:08:28 PM »
you'd be surprised how much a nutsack can stretch. you have to stretch it yourself, not a woman. they don't do it quite right.

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Re: Arrr!
« Reply #12 on: September 19, 2012, 01:42:12 PM »
Avast, ye non-poxy wenches! Let fly the sheets! Haul down your colodrawers! Heave to and prepare to be boarded!
"Parasitic wasps laying eggs in other insects is a better love story than Twilight." - :bitzero:
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Re: Arrr!
« Reply #13 on: September 19, 2012, 02:07:33 PM »
I am about ready to hoist the black flag and start slitting throats.

Bilious rat-sucking customers can chew barnacles off me keel.

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Re: Arrr!
« Reply #14 on: September 19, 2012, 04:23:14 PM »
You should have those looked at, they can treat those now.
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