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Hedaira

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HAPPY HOSSDAY
« on: November 26, 2012, 05:33:35 AM »
Wooooooo!
"After walking away from the other people backstage, Justin Bieber found a place where we could be alone -- a bathroom. We went inside and immediately his personality changed drastically. He began touching me and repeatedly said he wanted to fuck the shit out of me."

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Re: HAPPY HOSSDAY
« Reply #1 on: November 26, 2012, 05:34:49 AM »
 :hoss:  :whip: :spank: :mme:
"After walking away from the other people backstage, Justin Bieber found a place where we could be alone -- a bathroom. We went inside and immediately his personality changed drastically. He began touching me and repeatedly said he wanted to fuck the shit out of me."

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Re: HAPPY HOSSDAY
« Reply #2 on: November 26, 2012, 08:13:16 AM »
Happy Birthday!
It's symbolic of our struggle against reality.

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Re: HAPPY HOSSDAY
« Reply #3 on: November 26, 2012, 08:25:47 AM »
 :detta:  Happy Birthday Dude!

38, man that's old.

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Re: HAPPY HOSSDAY
« Reply #4 on: November 26, 2012, 09:16:52 AM »
Happy!

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Re: HAPPY HOSSDAY
« Reply #5 on: November 26, 2012, 09:44:35 AM »
:dance: :banana: :dance:
:dance: :hoss: :dance:
:dance: :banana: :dance:
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Re: HAPPY HOSSDAY
« Reply #6 on: November 26, 2012, 09:54:57 AM »
duuuuuude...

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Re: HAPPY HOSSDAY
« Reply #7 on: November 26, 2012, 10:16:15 AM »
Happy days are here again!
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Re: HAPPY HOSSDAY
« Reply #8 on: November 26, 2012, 06:48:11 PM »
Dude!

:knotty: :bunf: :bunf: :needles: :spank:
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Re: HAPPY HOSSDAY
« Reply #9 on: November 26, 2012, 09:16:01 PM »
*sniff*

I love you guys!

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Re: HAPPY HOSSDAY
« Reply #10 on: November 27, 2012, 07:12:32 PM »
Day late and a dollar short.. but HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!
Y'all

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Re: HAPPY HOSSDAY
« Reply #11 on: December 06, 2012, 02:15:51 AM »
Oh, I already wished you HB on FB --  :P

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Re: HAPPY HOSSDAY
« Reply #12 on: December 06, 2012, 05:02:50 PM »
I see this update (and other b-day thread updates) and think to myself, "self, didn't you already wish :hoss: a happy birthday a week or two ago?"  Then I look at the original date on the thread and feel greatly relieved.
"It all trickles down from the hot sex. I'm not saying you don't need cheese, just that if you concentrate on the hot sex, the cheese will follow. Naturally."--PsiDefect 03-19-2002 11:28 AM