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Am I the only one
« on: November 27, 2012, 05:09:30 PM »
Who thought today was Detta's birthday?

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Re: Am I the only one
« Reply #1 on: November 27, 2012, 05:31:06 PM »
She put in her profile that it was, so it would seem that she agrees with you.

Where's that candle smiley, anyways?
I'm generalizing from one example here, but everyone generalizes from one example. At least, I do.

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Re: Am I the only one
« Reply #2 on: November 27, 2012, 06:53:24 PM »
:nanaparty:  Dude!
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Re: Am I the only one
« Reply #3 on: November 27, 2012, 07:01:58 PM »
Awww thanks.  I appreciate it!   :detta:

Oh!  And I got your text.  It made me smile.

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Re: Am I the only one
« Reply #4 on: November 27, 2012, 07:10:36 PM »
Ah! I forgot!

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Re: Am I the only one
« Reply #5 on: November 27, 2012, 07:11:27 PM »
What? Min and Detta are the same person?  :googily:

Happy Birthday, both of you!
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Re: Am I the only one
« Reply #6 on: November 27, 2012, 08:06:05 PM »
Happy Birthday!
It's symbolic of our struggle against reality.

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Re: Am I the only one
« Reply #7 on: November 27, 2012, 08:42:15 PM »
Happy!

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Re: Am I the only one
« Reply #8 on: November 28, 2012, 02:31:53 AM »
dude. Happy Birthday!!

 :detta: :detta: :detta:
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Re: Am I the only one
« Reply #9 on: November 28, 2012, 08:57:35 AM »
The cake is not a lie!
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Re: Am I the only one
« Reply #10 on: November 28, 2012, 01:28:08 PM »
happy birthday min and your damn kids.
you'd be surprised how much a nutsack can stretch. you have to stretch it yourself, not a woman. they don't do it quite right.

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Re: Am I the only one
« Reply #11 on: November 28, 2012, 05:20:06 PM »
What? Min and Detta are the same person?  :googily:

Yes, but don't let either one of them know about the other. There could be unforeseen consequences.
It's symbolic of our struggle against reality.

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Re: Am I the only one
« Reply #12 on: November 28, 2012, 06:04:07 PM »
happy birthday min and your damn kids.

My kids are the cutest, most hilarious beings on the planet and everyone I know must be forced to look at and hear about them all the time.

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Re: Am I the only one
« Reply #13 on: November 28, 2012, 06:04:42 PM »
Detta's a lesbian robot.  I'm straight.



And not a robot.

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Re: Am I the only one
« Reply #14 on: November 28, 2012, 07:34:53 PM »
happy birthday min and your damn kids.

My kids are the cutest, most hilarious beings on the planet and everyone I know must be forced to look at and hear about them all the time.

It's awfully true.


Awfully.
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So . . . you're saying I should be looking for a soft old plastic bucket. Man, dating sucks. Raxe
You should have told her about the incontinent stair ghost. Hedaira
If you jerk off into the abyss, it jerks off on you, too. - Raxe
Cats and fish could have kittens if they adopted. - mybabysmomma
However, I do not recommend getting cancer as a strategy in curbing the bitching. - the other andrea
Space is totally weird, man.  If it's not blowing your mind, it's because you stopped thinking about it. - Raxe