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The Band Thread
« on: April 29, 2013, 09:38:19 PM »
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Re: The Band Thread
« Reply #1 on: April 29, 2013, 10:28:03 PM »
Violent Pimpernels.

They moon the audience at each performance.
I'm generalizing from one example here, but everyone generalizes from one example. At least, I do.

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Re: The Band Thread
« Reply #2 on: April 30, 2013, 12:08:35 AM »
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Re: The Band Thread
« Reply #3 on: April 30, 2013, 08:51:08 AM »
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Re: The Band Thread
« Reply #4 on: April 30, 2013, 09:03:57 AM »
A couple of my current favorite names of actual bands:

Ringo Deathstarr

Tropical Popsicle
It's symbolic of our struggle against reality.

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Re: The Band Thread
« Reply #5 on: April 30, 2013, 12:07:24 PM »
Jedi Hands


Or maybe Jedi Hand and the Force Chokes

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Re: The Band Thread
« Reply #6 on: April 30, 2013, 06:09:51 PM »
The Earnest Borg Nine
"Parasitic wasps laying eggs in other insects is a better love story than Twilight." - :bitzero:
"Anyhow, it was the best sentient food movie since Killer Tomatoes Eat France." - :flipper:
"lee marvin in drag is no way to spread the gospel, son." - TFJ
"It failed. My enemies have been purged." - Sidious
"It's not like there was ever a time I didn't think Rudy Giuliani was a smug gibbering imbecile." - random axe
"*drags taint* Oh cool, I didn't know you could do that." - mo.d

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Re: The Band Thread
« Reply #7 on: April 30, 2013, 09:28:35 PM »
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Re: The Band Thread
« Reply #8 on: April 30, 2013, 11:23:59 PM »
Some of my favorite real band names:

The Napolean Blownaparts
Rabid Lassie
Bobby Joe Ebola and the Children MacNuggits
Lubricated Goat
John Cougar Concentration Camp
Culo A Boca
Radioactive Chickenheads

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Re: The Band Thread
« Reply #9 on: May 01, 2013, 07:45:33 AM »
On a similar note, I've also always liked these real band names:

JFKFC
Kathleen Turner Overdrive
My Dog Has Hitler's Brain
Jehovah's Witness Protection Program
Cindy Brady's Lisp
The Dancing French Liberals Of 1848
Jehovah's Waitresses
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Re: The Band Thread
« Reply #10 on: May 01, 2013, 01:12:21 PM »
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The Earnest Borg Nine

:lol:


I was just thinking Han Solo and the Side Projects.

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Re: The Band Thread
« Reply #11 on: May 01, 2013, 06:17:29 PM »
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Re: The Band Thread
« Reply #12 on: May 02, 2013, 04:43:58 PM »
Chubby Yolo and the Associates
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Re: The Band Thread
« Reply #13 on: May 02, 2013, 06:40:36 PM »
Rusty and the Cranches
Cranch Yolo and the Associates
Cranchoholic
The Big Bad Cranch
Nestle Cranch
Dude Cranch
Cranchidelphia


Yeah, it's kind of an inside joke that's gotten waaaaaay out of control.
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Re: The Band Thread
« Reply #14 on: May 03, 2013, 07:35:07 PM »
This would make for an awesome band:

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