Author Topic: Hey TFJ, One of your st00d1nt5?  (Read 2778 times)

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Hey TFJ, One of your st00d1nt5?
« on: June 28, 2013, 02:20:55 PM »
"It all trickles down from the hot sex. I'm not saying you don't need cheese, just that if you concentrate on the hot sex, the cheese will follow. Naturally."--PsiDefect 03-19-2002 11:28 AM

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Re: Hey TFJ, One of your st00d1nt5?
« Reply #1 on: June 28, 2013, 03:38:50 PM »
Rich people won't kill the rest of us off until there are really good robots.

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Re: Hey TFJ, One of your st00d1nt5?
« Reply #2 on: June 28, 2013, 04:49:51 PM »
it's illegal to have a 12 pack of beer?

wtf? was it the fucking untouchables just roaming campus puttin' a beat down on those unruly sorority girls?
you'd be surprised how much a nutsack can stretch. you have to stretch it yourself, not a woman. they don't do it quite right.

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Re: Hey TFJ, One of your st00d1nt5?
« Reply #3 on: June 28, 2013, 04:57:12 PM »
Not my s700-d1ntz but how stupid is that??? It's the store where I grocery shop. Stupid.
That almost makes me want a whole in my ear.
Maybe I could stick one in my belly button. - mo
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Re: Hey TFJ, One of your st00d1nt5?
« Reply #4 on: June 28, 2013, 05:28:41 PM »
That's scary; terrifying even. I'd say she acted appropriately from the info in the story, but it seems unlikely they did. Are they going to pay for her PTSD treatments?
I'm generalizing from one example here, but everyone generalizes from one example. At least, I do.

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Re: Hey TFJ, One of your st00d1nt5?
« Reply #5 on: June 28, 2013, 06:48:38 PM »
Fire all the cops, their supervisor, whatever it takes.  This is like a textbook case of how utterly not to cop.

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Re: Hey TFJ, One of your st00d1nt5?
« Reply #6 on: June 28, 2013, 07:08:26 PM »
This is the ABC not the PD.  At least some who get on the PD are decent people.  Anyone who becomes an ABC officer is a total and utter dick.
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Re: Hey TFJ, One of your st00d1nt5?
« Reply #7 on: June 28, 2013, 07:50:36 PM »
Holy hell.

I used to go to that store all the time too.

What the fucking fuck?!

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Re: Hey TFJ, One of your st00d1nt5?
« Reply #8 on: June 28, 2013, 10:37:13 PM »
What the fucking fuck is, these girls are lucky to be alive. Usually when an innocent person resists arrest in some kind of drug bust situation, they become incredibly dangerous and have to be shot about 3000 times.

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Re: Hey TFJ, One of your st00d1nt5?
« Reply #9 on: June 28, 2013, 10:39:19 PM »
These are white girls we're talkin about tho.

That almost makes me want a whole in my ear.
Maybe I could stick one in my belly button. - mo
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Re: Hey TFJ, One of your st00d1nt5?
« Reply #10 on: June 28, 2013, 10:59:29 PM »
They shoot white people, too!

Not as often of course





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Re: Hey TFJ, One of your st00d1nt5?
« Reply #11 on: June 29, 2013, 10:12:06 AM »
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This is the ABC not the PD.

Well, obviously, fire the right cops.


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They shoot white people, too!

Should be on a T-shirt.

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Not as often of course

Should be on the back.

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Re: Hey TFJ, One of your st00d1nt5?
« Reply #12 on: July 14, 2013, 07:49:18 AM »
it's illegal to have a 12 pack of beer?


It is if you're 20.

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Re: Hey TFJ, One of your st00d1nt5?
« Reply #13 on: July 18, 2013, 12:10:28 AM »
Yeah, but she didn't have that.
Cause you're so beautiful
Like a tree
Or a high-class prostitute
You're so beautiful
Mmm, you could be a part-time model
But you'd probably have to keep your normal job