Author Topic: OKAY IT'S TIME TO FEEL OLD  (Read 4258 times)

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OKAY IT'S TIME TO FEEL OLD
« on: October 03, 2013, 07:46:08 PM »
Yesterday, Kyle had a birthday.

Kyle.

You remember Kyle?

He turned.... 22.

 :harumph:

I'm too young to have a kid that old.
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Re: OKAY IT'S TIME TO FEEL OLD
« Reply #1 on: October 03, 2013, 07:55:53 PM »
 :shock:
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Re: OKAY IT'S TIME TO FEEL OLD
« Reply #3 on: October 03, 2013, 09:29:35 PM »
 :shock: :shock: :shock:
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Re: OKAY IT'S TIME TO FEEL OLD
« Reply #4 on: October 03, 2013, 11:00:09 PM »
I'm generalizing from one example here, but everyone generalizes from one example. At least, I do.

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Re: OKAY IT'S TIME TO FEEL OLD
« Reply #5 on: October 04, 2013, 02:25:42 AM »
No way.
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Re: OKAY IT'S TIME TO FEEL OLD
« Reply #7 on: October 04, 2013, 09:14:12 PM »
Pfft. I got a pair a shoes older than him. Kid.
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Re: OKAY IT'S TIME TO FEEL OLD
« Reply #8 on: October 05, 2013, 12:59:22 PM »
One of my nephews just joined the Navy, so I had a similar moment.  But I saw photos of him, and he still looks like he's maybe 16, so to hell with it.

Kind of amusingly, he had two girlfriends show up to see him off.  He was apparently the only cadet with two girlfriends there.

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Re: OKAY IT'S TIME TO FEEL OLD
« Reply #9 on: October 08, 2013, 11:49:40 AM »
I shouldn't be in this thread. My kid is turning 10 months old on Monday.

Of course, there are those here who remember me being young enough that I swore I'd never have a kid at all, so that's something.
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Re: OKAY IT'S TIME TO FEEL OLD
« Reply #10 on: October 08, 2013, 12:36:19 PM »
dude.

I remember Kyle when he was just a lad.

:old:
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Re: OKAY IT'S TIME TO FEEL OLD
« Reply #11 on: October 08, 2013, 08:31:51 PM »
I shouldn't be in this thread. My kid is turning 10 months old on Monday.

Of course, there are those here who remember me being young enough that I swore I'd never have a kid at all, so that's something.

Dude.  I've known you for 10+ years, electronically.  That alone is enough to make me feel old.
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Re: OKAY IT'S TIME TO FEEL OLD
« Reply #12 on: October 08, 2013, 09:55:01 PM »
Here's the thing, I have a very easy point of reference with regards to how long I have known most of y'all. I started hanging out on Fark the year before I got married - so that would make it 1999.

So I have known most of y'all for FOURTEEN YEARS.

Put that in your pipe and smoke it.
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Re: OKAY IT'S TIME TO FEEL OLD
« Reply #13 on: October 09, 2013, 11:21:05 AM »
I shouldn't be in this thread. My kid is turning 10 months old on Monday.

Of course, there are those here who remember me being young enough that I swore I'd never have a kid at all, so that's something.

Dude.  I've known you for 10+ years, electronically.  That alone is enough to make me feel old.

Right? I remember when I was so scared that Demosthenes might ban me for saying something stupid. Now I don't care. I'm like a fart in the air system, I just keep floating around.

Ok, other milestones: since Vox mentioned 1999, I downloaded my first .mp3 off of IRC in 1999- I think I still have it. The irony is that I've had it long enough for the practice of downloading (or pirating) music to have become persecuted, then illegal, then profitable, then super-easy (torrent), then almost obsolete (spotify, google music, et al). My daughter may never have a reason to download a music file (or a whole host of other things, this is the only one that comes to mind).

I think the file is Billy Joel's Pianoman.
So . . . you're saying I should be looking for a soft old plastic bucket. Man, dating sucks. Raxe
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Cats and fish could have kittens if they adopted. - mybabysmomma
However, I do not recommend getting cancer as a strategy in curbing the bitching. - the other andrea
Space is totally weird, man.  If it's not blowing your mind, it's because you stopped thinking about it. - Raxe

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Re: OKAY IT'S TIME TO FEEL OLD
« Reply #14 on: October 09, 2013, 11:27:24 AM »
I think the file is Billy Joel's Pianoman.

Well, that settles it. YOU WERE ALREADY OLD.
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