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Non Sequitur MMXIV
« on: January 29, 2014, 07:27:52 PM »
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Re: Non Sequitur MMXIV
« Reply #1 on: January 29, 2014, 08:53:21 PM »
I actually said to my new subordinate at work today, without irony, "I am looking forward to completing your training."
Rich people won't kill the rest of us off until there are really good robots.

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Re: Non Sequitur MMXIV
« Reply #2 on: January 30, 2014, 09:56:47 AM »
Yes, my lord. 
"Parasitic wasps laying eggs in other insects is a better love story than Twilight." - :bitzero:
"Anyhow, it was the best sentient food movie since Killer Tomatoes Eat France." - :flipper:
"lee marvin in drag is no way to spread the gospel, son." - TFJ
"It failed. My enemies have been purged." - Sidious
"It's not like there was ever a time I didn't think Rudy Giuliani was a smug gibbering imbecile." - random axe
"*drags taint* Oh cool, I didn't know you could do that." - mo.d

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Re: Non Sequitur MMXIV
« Reply #3 on: January 30, 2014, 09:20:56 PM »
 :lol:
Rich people won't kill the rest of us off until there are really good robots.

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Re: Non Sequitur MMXIV
« Reply #4 on: February 06, 2014, 01:49:21 PM »
 :lol:
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Re: Non Sequitur MMXIV
« Reply #5 on: April 13, 2014, 10:28:43 PM »
Wife celebrated Passover with her family tonight. I stayed home, and just to be perverse, had Chinese for dinner.
I'm generalizing from one example here, but everyone generalizes from one example. At least, I do.

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Re: Non Sequitur MMXIV
« Reply #6 on: April 14, 2014, 09:59:17 AM »
The thing about Jewish food is, an hour later you're still Jewish.



I'm still working on that joke.

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Re: Non Sequitur MMXIV
« Reply #7 on: April 15, 2014, 01:41:58 AM »
I just pass over jokes like that.
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Re: Non Sequitur MMXIV
« Reply #8 on: April 16, 2014, 08:12:06 PM »
I think that was the worst pun that jew have ever made.
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Re: Non Sequitur MMXIV
« Reply #9 on: April 16, 2014, 10:52:59 PM »
they sader wurst puns are often the most basic
you'd be surprised how much a nutsack can stretch. you have to stretch it yourself, not a woman. they don't do it quite right.

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Re: Non Sequitur MMXIV
« Reply #10 on: April 17, 2014, 10:41:16 AM »
Worst pun I've made shofar.

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Re: Non Sequitur MMXIV
« Reply #11 on: May 13, 2014, 04:16:23 PM »
I'm generalizing from one example here, but everyone generalizes from one example. At least, I do.

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Re: Non Sequitur MMXIV
« Reply #12 on: May 13, 2014, 04:22:56 PM »
The beauty of their scheme is that their customers will never know.
It's symbolic of our struggle against reality.

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Re: Non Sequitur MMXIV
« Reply #13 on: May 13, 2014, 04:36:02 PM »
Dag gone yer hide!
Dog gone your head!

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Maybe I could stick one in my belly button. - mo
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Re: Non Sequitur MMXIV
« Reply #14 on: July 07, 2014, 11:46:21 PM »
I think I put too much activated charcoal in the filter for the cats' fountain last time. There was black mildew on the carbon. :sick:
I'm generalizing from one example here, but everyone generalizes from one example. At least, I do.