Author Topic: Non Sequitur MMXIV  (Read 7793 times)

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Re: Non Sequitur MMXIV
« Reply #15 on: July 08, 2014, 10:05:11 AM »
Dag gone yer hide!
Dog gone your head!

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Re: Non Sequitur MMXIV
« Reply #16 on: July 08, 2014, 02:54:57 PM »
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I think I put too much activated charcoal in the filter for the cats' fountain last time. There was black mildew on the carbon.

Wow.  But . . . are you sure it isn't carbon dust?  I've seen lots of carbon dust result, but I don't think I've seen mildew on a carbon filter.

Of course, now I'm going to be paranoid about it . . . .

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Re: Non Sequitur MMXIV
« Reply #17 on: July 08, 2014, 03:03:44 PM »
I didn't subject it to lab analysis, but there were sticky clumps at top and bottom, and black ick at the waterline. I'd twisted my ankle Friday night and was lazy for a few days - probably too many, but that fountain is as far from the kitchen as can be going within the house.
I'm generalizing from one example here, but everyone generalizes from one example. At least, I do.

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Re: Non Sequitur MMXIV
« Reply #18 on: July 08, 2014, 03:23:54 PM »
When in doubt, nuke it from orbit.

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Re: Non Sequitur MMXIV
« Reply #19 on: July 09, 2014, 03:07:13 PM »
watched the pompeii leg of running with the bulls last night.

i think i'd rather not ever do that.
you'd be surprised how much a nutsack can stretch. you have to stretch it yourself, not a woman. they don't do it quite right.

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Re: Non Sequitur MMXIV
« Reply #20 on: July 09, 2014, 03:09:15 PM »
I don't really enjoy running without being chased by bulls.  I really don't see the appeal.

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Re: Non Sequitur MMXIV
« Reply #21 on: September 02, 2014, 11:18:59 PM »
When the fan is blowing and there's that one hair that flaps in the breeze, while none of the other surrounding it are moving, and you feel like taking a razor to the whole kit and kaboodle, and then you suddenly realize there's no actual verb to the sentence.
I'm generalizing from one example here, but everyone generalizes from one example. At least, I do.

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Re: Non Sequitur MMXIV
« Reply #22 on: September 11, 2014, 12:34:05 PM »
phyre's axiom of users blaming IT: The visible face is the one that gets punched.

Which means, of course, that it doesn't matter which IT team or member was actually responsible for the problem; the person the user spoke to is the one that gets the blame.
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Re: Non Sequitur MMXIV
« Reply #23 on: September 11, 2014, 08:42:58 PM »
We have a client who refuses to use antivirus.  Yes.  Seriously.  :rolleyes:

They are constantly mad at us for how much downtime their users have while we're cleaning malware off of their machines.  They also keep getting put on blacklists because of workstations that get infected with shit that makes them spam botnet relays.  They get REALLY mad at us about that. 

We're their IT vendor.  We get ALL THE BLAME.

This is basically equivalent to someone who keeps throwing lit cigarettes on his own carpet, and then getting mad at the fire department because his house keeps catching on fire.  :whatever:
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Re: Non Sequitur MMXIV
« Reply #24 on: September 12, 2014, 08:37:01 AM »
I'd be really curious to hear their justification for omitting antivirus protection.

I mean, doesn't that kind of action make them legally liable for any customer data they lose? That's the kind of thing that could ruin their business, in more ways than one.
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Re: Non Sequitur MMXIV
« Reply #25 on: September 12, 2014, 12:38:39 PM »
Munchausen by Proxy Server.

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Re: Non Sequitur MMXIV
« Reply #26 on: September 12, 2014, 12:58:04 PM »
<takes a bite> wait... is that... chocolate? ... in a zucchini bread muffin?

<holds muffin up to the light> Well I'll be damned. That's a chocolate chip in there. That's one of the best ideas ever.
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Re: Non Sequitur MMXIV
« Reply #27 on: September 12, 2014, 08:07:05 PM »
Rich people won't kill the rest of us off until there are really good robots.

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Re: Non Sequitur MMXIV
« Reply #28 on: September 15, 2014, 10:01:24 PM »
Google Image Search for "The Homosexual Nose":

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Re: Non Sequitur MMXIV
« Reply #29 on: September 15, 2014, 10:43:17 PM »
OK. That's fine. But we have to know WHY YOU WERE GOOGLING THAT
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