Author Topic: Non Sequitur MMXIV  (Read 8045 times)

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Re: Non Sequitur MMXIV
« Reply #30 on: September 15, 2014, 10:49:14 PM »
Munchausen by Proxy Server.

:spittake: :lol:
http://www.urbandictionary.com/thesaurus.php?term=munchausen+by+proxy+server
Nope. That's not really Munchausen's, as I understand the medical term. It's something for me to play with in my head - and in somebody else's, too!
I'm generalizing from one example here, but everyone generalizes from one example. At least, I do.

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Re: Non Sequitur MMXIV
« Reply #31 on: September 15, 2014, 10:50:27 PM »
Nose? Homosexual? Uh... yeah.  :knotty: I'm curious, too.
I'm generalizing from one example here, but everyone generalizes from one example. At least, I do.

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Re: Non Sequitur MMXIV
« Reply #32 on: September 16, 2014, 12:19:51 AM »
It's when one nose is attracted to a nose of the same kind.
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Re: Non Sequitur MMXIV
« Reply #33 on: September 16, 2014, 07:00:44 AM »
It was a phrase that resulted in chat last night in a discussion about Tom Cruise. The way things do. :lol:
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Re: Non Sequitur MMXIV
« Reply #34 on: September 16, 2014, 09:25:18 AM »
Google Image Search for "The Homosexual Nose":



Didn't find it. Did find a bunch of pictures of the front end of the Enola Gay.
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Re: Non Sequitur MMXIV
« Reply #35 on: September 16, 2014, 11:25:21 AM »

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Re: Non Sequitur MMXIV
« Reply #36 on: September 16, 2014, 10:14:10 PM »
Google Image Search for "The Homosexual Nose":



Didn't find it. Did find a bunch of pictures of the front end of the Enola Gay.

You have to use quotes.  It's the only result.
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Re: Non Sequitur MMXIV
« Reply #37 on: September 17, 2014, 08:30:40 AM »
Ah, so I see.  :hmm:
So . . . you're saying I should be looking for a soft old plastic bucket. Man, dating sucks. Raxe
You should have told her about the incontinent stair ghost. Hedaira
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Re: Non Sequitur MMXIV
« Reply #38 on: October 02, 2014, 09:30:50 AM »
Rich people won't kill the rest of us off until there are really good robots.

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Re: Non Sequitur MMXIV
« Reply #39 on: October 02, 2014, 12:08:42 PM »
:clap:
"It all trickles down from the hot sex. I'm not saying you don't need cheese, just that if you concentrate on the hot sex, the cheese will follow. Naturally."--PsiDefect 03-19-2002 11:28 AM

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Re: Non Sequitur MMXIV
« Reply #40 on: October 02, 2014, 08:03:12 PM »
:clap:
Rich people won't kill the rest of us off until there are really good robots.

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Re: Non Sequitur MMXIV
« Reply #41 on: October 08, 2014, 11:16:46 AM »
Why can't cables be sexually ambiguous?
I'm generalizing from one example here, but everyone generalizes from one example. At least, I do.

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Re: Non Sequitur MMXIV
« Reply #42 on: October 08, 2014, 12:16:38 PM »
they are if you cut them in the middle with clippers.
you'd be surprised how much a nutsack can stretch. you have to stretch it yourself, not a woman. they don't do it quite right.

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Re: Non Sequitur MMXIV
« Reply #43 on: October 08, 2014, 02:17:09 PM »
Seriously, the whole male/female cable end thing is just bad design.  For some kinds of cables, like extension cords, it probably makes some sense.  For things like USB and whatnot, no.

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Re: Non Sequitur MMXIV
« Reply #44 on: October 09, 2014, 08:37:37 PM »
they are if you cut them in the middle with clippers.

This applies to people, too.
Rich people won't kill the rest of us off until there are really good robots.