Author Topic: And Now... Wiggling Cats  (Read 6705 times)

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Re: And Now... Wiggling Cats
« Reply #30 on: July 22, 2014, 10:10:09 AM »
I've had that dream.

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Re: And Now... Wiggling Cats
« Reply #31 on: July 22, 2014, 11:02:55 AM »
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you'd be surprised how much a nutsack can stretch. you have to stretch it yourself, not a woman. they don't do it quite right.

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Re: And Now... Wiggling Cats
« Reply #32 on: August 23, 2014, 10:56:38 AM »

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Re: And Now... Wiggling Cats
« Reply #33 on: September 23, 2014, 02:41:41 PM »
Cats are so important.
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Re: And Now... Wiggling Cats
« Reply #34 on: September 29, 2014, 11:48:11 AM »




Do not sass the badass.

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Re: And Now... Wiggling Cats
« Reply #35 on: September 29, 2014, 07:48:17 PM »
HOLY SHIT   :uncertain:

Did we just watch someone die?
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Re: And Now... Wiggling Cats
« Reply #36 on: September 30, 2014, 09:34:38 AM »
You're worried about the cat attacking the camera but not about the guy getting clocked with the log?

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Re: And Now... Wiggling Cats
« Reply #37 on: September 30, 2014, 12:24:14 PM »
The log will be burnt at the stake. But the cat was being disturbed.
I'm generalizing from one example here, but everyone generalizes from one example. At least, I do.

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Re: And Now... Wiggling Cats
« Reply #38 on: September 30, 2014, 06:32:56 PM »

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Re: And Now... Wiggling Cats
« Reply #39 on: September 30, 2014, 07:23:17 PM »
The log will be burnt at the stake. But the cat was being disturbed.
Rich people won't kill the rest of us off until there are really good robots.

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Re: And Now... Wiggling Cats
« Reply #40 on: October 01, 2014, 03:55:56 PM »
"If you need Grover to explain "under", you're not ready for Playboy."
"Maybe you should learn to use commas, first, and then toy with pregnancy as a rhetorical act."
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Re: And Now... Wiggling Cats
« Reply #41 on: October 01, 2014, 03:58:13 PM »
I know, right?  Good loft, good distance.

I love how when cats are fully in the water, suddenly it's nothing but serious business.  Got to get out; must not spaz.  Just paddle paddle paddle in a straight line and get out.

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Re: And Now... Wiggling Cats
« Reply #42 on: October 01, 2014, 03:58:36 PM »
Meanwhile, Judo Cat takes care of business.


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Re: And Now... Wiggling Cats
« Reply #43 on: October 02, 2014, 11:39:35 AM »
you'd be surprised how much a nutsack can stretch. you have to stretch it yourself, not a woman. they don't do it quite right.

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Re: And Now... Wiggling Cats
« Reply #44 on: October 02, 2014, 12:14:16 PM »
I'm just reading these cat's minds now.

OOOH! Food!

Oh, wait... It smells empty. Let's touch it.

Huh, nothing.

<looks up, meows:> Hey motherfucker, you forgot something!

Man, the service in this joint sucks. Elanor, why do we keep coming back here!?


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