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Re: Non Sequitur MMXV
« on: March 08, 2015, 05:10:43 PM »
Languages with a higher proportion of glottal sounds are less like to have rhinoviruses that affect soft palates and uvular structures.

Completely made up paper based on this !&$*(& cold I've had.
I'm generalizing from one example here, but everyone generalizes from one example. At least, I do.

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Re: Re: Non Sequitur MMXV
« Reply #1 on: March 09, 2015, 09:10:05 AM »
I'd think they might have less of a tendency to develop them, but more of a tendency to spread them.

I'm not looking to do the research.

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Re: Non Sequitur MMXV
« Reply #2 on: March 09, 2015, 04:59:41 PM »
There. I fixed it.
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Re: Non Sequitur MMXV
« Reply #3 on: March 09, 2015, 11:05:16 PM »
Sometimes, the tapping is too much. TOO MUCH.
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Re: Non Sequitur MMXV
« Reply #4 on: March 13, 2015, 11:46:50 AM »
who wears a frickin' wind chime around their neck to work?
you'd be surprised how much a nutsack can stretch. you have to stretch it yourself, not a woman. they don't do it quite right.

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Re: Non Sequitur MMXV
« Reply #5 on: March 13, 2015, 06:21:56 PM »
Do they make wind chime clit rings?
It's symbolic of our struggle against reality.

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Re: Non Sequitur MMXV
« Reply #6 on: March 14, 2015, 11:32:55 AM »
Do they make wind chime clit rings?

 :lol:
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Re: Non Sequitur MMXV
« Reply #7 on: March 15, 2015, 09:20:39 PM »
beware
you'd be surprised how much a nutsack can stretch. you have to stretch it yourself, not a woman. they don't do it quite right.

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Re: Non Sequitur MMXV
« Reply #8 on: March 16, 2015, 09:31:09 AM »

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Re: Non Sequitur MMXV
« Reply #9 on: March 16, 2015, 10:33:32 AM »
For the maximum in anti-bacterial protection.
It's symbolic of our struggle against reality.

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Re: Non Sequitur MMXV
« Reply #10 on: March 16, 2015, 11:02:16 AM »
It's the only way to be sure.

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Re: Non Sequitur MMXV
« Reply #11 on: March 17, 2015, 04:08:30 PM »
 :shock:  :rollin:
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Re: Non Sequitur MMXV
« Reply #12 on: May 20, 2015, 12:56:14 AM »
We were at a choir concert at Cal Lutheran for one of the nephews tonight. It hit me that I never see the letters spelling out CLU - I guess they have a TRON problem.
I'm generalizing from one example here, but everyone generalizes from one example. At least, I do.

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Re: Non Sequitur MMXV
« Reply #13 on: June 03, 2015, 01:48:18 AM »
does the POTUS have to sign a non-compete agreement?
you'd be surprised how much a nutsack can stretch. you have to stretch it yourself, not a woman. they don't do it quite right.

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Re: Non Sequitur MMXV
« Reply #14 on: June 03, 2015, 07:03:52 AM »
Rich people won't kill the rest of us off until there are really good robots.