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2017 Death Pool
« on: January 01, 2017, 12:13:57 PM »
My picks:

1. Donald Trump
2. Mike Pence
3. Bob Dole
4. Bob Barker
5. Glen Campbell

HM.  Lindsay Lohan
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Re: 2017 Death Pool
« Reply #1 on: January 02, 2017, 11:56:03 AM »
Hm.

1 - Donald Trump
2 - Mike Pence
3 - Reince Priebus
4 - Paul Ryan
5 - Mitch McConnell


I figure 2017 owes us, and I remain hopeful.

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Re: 2017 Death Pool
« Reply #2 on: January 03, 2017, 06:11:19 PM »
I think I'd rather be a bystander this year. 2016 sort of stole the fun out of the game for me.
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Re: 2017 Death Pool
« Reply #3 on: January 03, 2017, 10:02:50 PM »
A few years ago I nailed 5 in a row in the death pool I was in among some friends.  It freaked me out and I stopped participating in them.   :uncertain:
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Re: 2017 Death Pool
« Reply #4 on: January 04, 2017, 01:48:32 AM »
i've never been a fan of these lists, but i really want mitch mcconnell gone. i guess he doesn't have to die, but a debilitating stroke could work.
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Re: 2017 Death Pool
« Reply #5 on: January 04, 2017, 02:19:56 PM »
Pence first, then trump and mcconnell and ryan simultaneously.

Remember with Nixon we had to get Agnew out first.
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Re: 2017 Death Pool
« Reply #6 on: January 09, 2017, 12:46:24 AM »
Sadly I think McConnell and Ryan will be with us for a long time.  But I think Trump will go first, probably heart attack when he realizes what his job actually is.  Pence will be taken out by friendly fire.
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Re: 2017 Death Pool
« Reply #7 on: January 09, 2017, 10:21:06 AM »
Well, Trump's walking a fine line with the Russians.  Putin has zero qualms about taking people out.

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Re: 2017 Death Pool
« Reply #8 on: January 09, 2017, 01:07:42 PM »
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you'd be surprised how much a nutsack can stretch. you have to stretch it yourself, not a woman. they don't do it quite right.

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Re: 2017 Death Pool
« Reply #9 on: January 09, 2017, 03:18:32 PM »
правда
"It all trickles down from the hot sex. I'm not saying you don't need cheese, just that if you concentrate on the hot sex, the cheese will follow. Naturally."--PsiDefect 03-19-2002 11:28 AM

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Re: 2017 Death Pool
« Reply #10 on: March 07, 2017, 10:40:17 PM »
Robert Osborne  :(

He'd been MIA from TCM for over a year. Everyone that they brought in to fill in pales in comparison. He was so perfect at what he did. I've already been missing him, but there was a remote hope he might return.

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Re: 2017 Death Pool
« Reply #11 on: May 30, 2017, 02:20:31 AM »
My mother on Memorial Day.  It had been a good run, and she is now no longer in pain.  :( :cry:
"It all trickles down from the hot sex. I'm not saying you don't need cheese, just that if you concentrate on the hot sex, the cheese will follow. Naturally."--PsiDefect 03-19-2002 11:28 AM

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Re: 2017 Death Pool
« Reply #12 on: May 30, 2017, 05:04:00 AM »
 :( Sorry to hear that dude. She raised a good son.
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Re: 2017 Death Pool
« Reply #13 on: May 30, 2017, 09:30:49 AM »
Aw, man.  :shamrock:

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Re: 2017 Death Pool
« Reply #14 on: May 30, 2017, 10:13:54 AM »
:hugs: Not pleasant at all. Be well.
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