Gaping anuses however were off the menu.
Jeez, otherwise it sounds like a pretty normal frat.
I, for one, do not believe in the validity of the equation
Natural = OK
Getting forcibly sodomized by a mandrill is perfectly natural, and so is having your face eaten by a hyena while you're still struggling, and so is malaria. Pizza, electrically-powered sex toys, and boots are pretty unnatural. I'm not an automatic booster of
natural.
I'm not completely sold on
organic, either, but it's not the same issue.