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Re: Shopping!
« Reply #240 on: June 18, 2012, 01:27:05 PM »
I want one of those. But I don't want to pay for it.

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Re: Shopping!
« Reply #241 on: June 18, 2012, 01:28:27 PM »
Wife got a wild hair and bought me a $200 Nespresso this year; I made her take it back because we don't have that kind of money right now and I can't stand the whole capsule thing whether or not they're recyclable. I thought the tech was pretty cool but not what I wanted. THAT is what I want. And for free ;)
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Re: Shopping!
« Reply #242 on: June 18, 2012, 01:55:13 PM »
This weekend I bought new bras and lawnmower parts.  Bless the Internet.
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Re: Shopping!
« Reply #243 on: June 18, 2012, 02:02:20 PM »
a bunch of us in the loft (we don't share with the downstairs crew  :P) i work in chipped in and got a kreuig. i gotta say it's pretty nice.
you'd be surprised how much a nutsack can stretch. you have to stretch it yourself, not a woman. they don't do it quite right.

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Re: Shopping!
« Reply #244 on: August 21, 2012, 10:55:10 AM »
Any of you folks know of a resource out there that reviews specific DVD editions? 

There was a film I wanted, and Amazon listed at least three editions, from $3 to $20, not including Blu-Ray.  The scant details listed revealed that they weren't identical but didn't tell me anything useful about the differences. 

The user comments, though, had been combined, so it's the same set of comments for each edition.  Because AMAZON IS MORONIC.  So in the comments people say things like 'Do not ever buy this DVD -- the transfer is terrible, and the sound drops out' or 'Definitely get this version and not the other one', but you can't tell which edition they're talking about.

I looked at a few other places, but they have similar crap.  Buying a DVD, finding it's a crap edition, and sending it back is problematic.  So . . . ?

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Re: Shopping!
« Reply #245 on: August 21, 2012, 11:14:48 AM »
aaarrrrr!
you'd be surprised how much a nutsack can stretch. you have to stretch it yourself, not a woman. they don't do it quite right.

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Re: Shopping!
« Reply #246 on: August 21, 2012, 11:17:36 AM »
aaarrrrr!

He's right, you know.

Also, Amazon used to do that - reviews were flagged as specific to a particular edition. Although, um, well, commenters on the Internet, JUST SAYING.
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Re: Shopping!
« Reply #247 on: August 21, 2012, 12:57:20 PM »
My mom disapproved of my clothing, so I came home with much more than I left with, and my monthly shopping budget got blown out of the water.
Cause you're so beautiful
Like a tree
Or a high-class prostitute
You're so beautiful
Mmm, you could be a part-time model
But you'd probably have to keep your normal job

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Re: Shopping!
« Reply #248 on: August 21, 2012, 02:01:49 PM »
Your mom is in charge of what you wear?  :P


I can't do the pirate thing.  And anyway I want to actually own, and endorse, stuff like Three Amigos!, Johnny Dangerously, The Mighty Boosh, Flight of the Conchords.

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Re: Shopping!
« Reply #249 on: August 21, 2012, 02:21:31 PM »
Yeah, I was going to say if my mom has a problem with what I'm wearing she is welcomed to buy me something else.
I need this done ASAP, or whenever you can get around to it.  Tomorrow is fine.

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Re: Shopping!
« Reply #250 on: August 21, 2012, 02:49:37 PM »
Your mom is in charge of what you wear?  :P

No, but it turns out that everything I choose for myself makes me look fat.  Also, I only wear jeans and t-shirts.

She did pay for about half of the stuff we bought.
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You're so beautiful
Mmm, you could be a part-time model
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Re: Shopping!
« Reply #251 on: August 21, 2012, 03:37:43 PM »
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No, but it turns out that everything I choose for myself makes me look fat.

Wow, your mom sounds a little mean.  I'd just take that with a grain of salt . . . .

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Re: Shopping!
« Reply #252 on: August 21, 2012, 03:40:47 PM »
I have a mom like that.  She told me I look stupid in hats.  Now I feel weird about wearing hats even though my brain says "FU, you look fine in hats!"
I need this done ASAP, or whenever you can get around to it.  Tomorrow is fine.

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Re: Shopping!
« Reply #253 on: August 21, 2012, 03:48:41 PM »
She is 100% trying to be helpful.  She watches a lot of What Not to Wear.  She just needs to work on her delivery.
Cause you're so beautiful
Like a tree
Or a high-class prostitute
You're so beautiful
Mmm, you could be a part-time model
But you'd probably have to keep your normal job

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Re: Shopping!
« Reply #254 on: August 21, 2012, 03:59:31 PM »
Ok, well my mom justs likes to be hateful to me.
I need this done ASAP, or whenever you can get around to it.  Tomorrow is fine.

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