Author Topic: Shopping!  (Read 60314 times)

mybabysmomma

  • Hero Member
  • *****
  • Posts: 2,064
  • Karma: +19/-1
  • and a shark shall eat them
Re: Shopping!
« Reply #345 on: September 27, 2012, 01:00:39 PM »
I'm not supposed to be going there at work so much.  I need it to keep dogs from eating loaves of bread while I'm away.  We have one now who's tall enough that his head is above counter level.  I have to keep the bread on top of the fridge and I'm not really tall enough for that.
I need this done ASAP, or whenever you can get around to it.  Tomorrow is fine.

Axe, he hates EVERYTHING

flipper

  • Ultimate Pick Up Line
  • Global Moderator
  • Hero Member
  • *****
  • Posts: 12,308
  • Karma: +128/-54
  • Criticism Completes Me
    • Myspace
Re: Shopping!
« Reply #346 on: September 27, 2012, 01:26:25 PM »
Explains.  If the motivation is there, a breadbox might not work.  Might only slow them down.
"It all trickles down from the hot sex. I'm not saying you don't need cheese, just that if you concentrate on the hot sex, the cheese will follow. Naturally."--PsiDefect 03-19-2002 11:28 AM

Dr. Leonard HmofCoy

  • I'm a doctor, not a bricklayer!
  • Global Moderator
  • Hero Member
  • *****
  • Posts: 19,711
  • Karma: +205/-69
  • His BRAIN is gone
Re: Shopping!
« Reply #347 on: September 27, 2012, 01:37:46 PM »
I'd just like to know how big they are.


That will help me FINALLY win at that game.
"Parasitic wasps laying eggs in other insects is a better love story than Twilight." - :bitzero:
"Anyhow, it was the best sentient food movie since Killer Tomatoes Eat France." - :flipper:
"lee marvin in drag is no way to spread the gospel, son." - TFJ
"It failed. My enemies have been purged." - Sidious
"It's not like there was ever a time I didn't think Rudy Giuliani was a smug gibbering imbecile." - random axe
"*drags taint* Oh cool, I didn't know you could do that." - mo.d

mybabysmomma

  • Hero Member
  • *****
  • Posts: 2,064
  • Karma: +19/-1
  • and a shark shall eat them
Re: Shopping!
« Reply #348 on: September 27, 2012, 02:11:52 PM »
 :rollin:
I need this done ASAP, or whenever you can get around to it.  Tomorrow is fine.

Axe, he hates EVERYTHING

flipper

  • Ultimate Pick Up Line
  • Global Moderator
  • Hero Member
  • *****
  • Posts: 12,308
  • Karma: +128/-54
  • Criticism Completes Me
    • Myspace
Re: Shopping!
« Reply #349 on: September 27, 2012, 02:15:13 PM »
So is the breadbox bigger than a breadbox?
"It all trickles down from the hot sex. I'm not saying you don't need cheese, just that if you concentrate on the hot sex, the cheese will follow. Naturally."--PsiDefect 03-19-2002 11:28 AM

Hedaira

  • Trusted
  • Hero Member
  • *****
  • Posts: 9,032
  • Karma: +72/-11
  • Tit Critic
Re: Shopping!
« Reply #350 on: September 27, 2012, 03:35:59 PM »
"After walking away from the other people backstage, Justin Bieber found a place where we could be alone -- a bathroom. We went inside and immediately his personality changed drastically. He began touching me and repeatedly said he wanted to fuck the shit out of me."

pdrake

  • Hero Member
  • *****
  • Posts: 4,406
  • Karma: +22/-48
Re: Shopping!
« Reply #351 on: September 27, 2012, 04:06:40 PM »
option (only $11):

you'd be surprised how much a nutsack can stretch. you have to stretch it yourself, not a woman. they don't do it quite right.

the other andrea

  • Global Moderator
  • Hero Member
  • *****
  • Posts: 6,683
  • Karma: +159/-25
  • laughing in Mongolia
Re: Shopping!
« Reply #352 on: September 27, 2012, 04:32:55 PM »
 :lol: :lol: :lol:
"I'm only going to ask you once more. Sit down or I will kick you in the vagina, and you know I will."

flipper

  • Ultimate Pick Up Line
  • Global Moderator
  • Hero Member
  • *****
  • Posts: 12,308
  • Karma: +128/-54
  • Criticism Completes Me
    • Myspace
Re: Shopping!
« Reply #353 on: September 27, 2012, 04:54:19 PM »
German Shepherds could probably bite through that.
"It all trickles down from the hot sex. I'm not saying you don't need cheese, just that if you concentrate on the hot sex, the cheese will follow. Naturally."--PsiDefect 03-19-2002 11:28 AM

random axe

  • Concerned Netizen
  • Global Moderator
  • Hero Member
  • *****
  • Posts: 34,863
  • Karma: +92/-20
  • Concern Intensifies
Re: Shopping!
« Reply #354 on: September 27, 2012, 05:55:28 PM »
I have a bunch of ammo cans like those.  No matter how I clean them, they still smell of petrochem.

mybabysmomma

  • Hero Member
  • *****
  • Posts: 2,064
  • Karma: +19/-1
  • and a shark shall eat them
Re: Shopping!
« Reply #355 on: September 27, 2012, 06:22:58 PM »
German Shepherds could probably bite through that.
Yeah, that's a definite.

They ate a crib mattress the other day.  Well, not the whole thing but still.
I need this done ASAP, or whenever you can get around to it.  Tomorrow is fine.

Axe, he hates EVERYTHING

flipper

  • Ultimate Pick Up Line
  • Global Moderator
  • Hero Member
  • *****
  • Posts: 12,308
  • Karma: +128/-54
  • Criticism Completes Me
    • Myspace
Re: Shopping!
« Reply #356 on: September 27, 2012, 06:50:54 PM »
They were saving some for later.
"It all trickles down from the hot sex. I'm not saying you don't need cheese, just that if you concentrate on the hot sex, the cheese will follow. Naturally."--PsiDefect 03-19-2002 11:28 AM

mybabysmomma

  • Hero Member
  • *****
  • Posts: 2,064
  • Karma: +19/-1
  • and a shark shall eat them
Re: Shopping!
« Reply #357 on: October 05, 2012, 07:01:29 PM »
The ASUS arrived today.  I charged it all up.  Get ready for some questions people, cause I have a feeling they be comin.
I need this done ASAP, or whenever you can get around to it.  Tomorrow is fine.

Axe, he hates EVERYTHING

pdrake

  • Hero Member
  • *****
  • Posts: 4,406
  • Karma: +22/-48
Re: Shopping!
« Reply #358 on: October 06, 2012, 03:16:39 AM »
i'm getting emails from amazon telling me about all the bread boxes they have to offer.

 :eyeroll:
you'd be surprised how much a nutsack can stretch. you have to stretch it yourself, not a woman. they don't do it quite right.

phyre

  • Trusted
  • Hero Member
  • *****
  • Posts: 639
  • Karma: +29/-2
  • Brought to you by: Non Impediti Ratione Cogitation
Re: Shopping!
« Reply #359 on: October 06, 2012, 04:04:40 PM »
The ASUS arrived today.  I charged it all up.  Get ready for some questions people, cause I have a feeling they be comin.

Woo! Enjoy it.

I should come up with a list of recommended apps for it. I usually just google "best tablet app for ____", fill the blank with whatever you need. Off the cuff, I'll throw in Pocket (maybe Flipboard, heard good things) for reading stuff later, Netflix (if you have an account. If not, check with your cable provider, Comcast has an Xfinity app which provides some good stuff). Angry Birds (Space is my favorite), and Dolphin Browser HD. Oh, and the Accuweather tablet app is the best I've found for that form factor. I haven't rooted mine yet, since it's not been necessary, but that's something to consider.
So . . . you're saying I should be looking for a soft old plastic bucket. Man, dating sucks. Raxe
You should have told her about the incontinent stair ghost. Hedaira
If you jerk off into the abyss, it jerks off on you, too. - Raxe
Cats and fish could have kittens if they adopted. - mybabysmomma
However, I do not recommend getting cancer as a strategy in curbing the bitching. - the other andrea
Space is totally weird, man.  If it's not blowing your mind, it's because you stopped thinking about it. - Raxe