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Re: Shopping!
« Reply #375 on: October 16, 2012, 02:44:43 PM »
Oh, yes, and they are available on Amazon, I looked them up: a box of 6 for $61, free shipping.

"But we only need one... we don't know how much longer we're going to be in this house."   

"SO BUY THE BOX AND SELL THE REST ON EBAY" *head explodes*

"Naw, I'll call the hardware store again tomorrow and ask if I can order just one. At the time I called before, I didn't realize it would be so hard to find them in person." 

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Re: Shopping!
« Reply #376 on: October 17, 2012, 09:28:16 AM »
 :lol:  I think it was here we discussed Bic's for Her pens.  You know, pointing and making fun.  Guess what I just received from a vendor as a gift.  I'll let you know if it makes me feel more like a woman.
I need this done ASAP, or whenever you can get around to it.  Tomorrow is fine.

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Re: Shopping!
« Reply #377 on: October 17, 2012, 10:54:34 AM »
That's awesome!
So . . . you're saying I should be looking for a soft old plastic bucket. Man, dating sucks. Raxe
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Re: Shopping!
« Reply #378 on: October 17, 2012, 11:20:15 AM »
do they smell like massengill?
you'd be surprised how much a nutsack can stretch. you have to stretch it yourself, not a woman. they don't do it quite right.

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Re: Shopping!
« Reply #379 on: October 17, 2012, 11:24:13 AM »
I don't know what Massengill smells like.
They do not smell like fish.  I know what fish smells like.
I need this done ASAP, or whenever you can get around to it.  Tomorrow is fine.

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Re: Shopping!
« Reply #380 on: October 17, 2012, 12:12:59 PM »
Do they make your handwriting more delicate and flowery?
Cause you're so beautiful
Like a tree
Or a high-class prostitute
You're so beautiful
Mmm, you could be a part-time model
But you'd probably have to keep your normal job

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Re: Shopping!
« Reply #381 on: October 17, 2012, 12:54:15 PM »
They aren't magical.  :eyeroll:

I need this done ASAP, or whenever you can get around to it.  Tomorrow is fine.

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Re: Shopping!
« Reply #382 on: October 17, 2012, 03:14:46 PM »
If the ads can be believed, Massengill smells like summer rain.

So, uh, hot asphalt and ozone, I guess.

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Re: Shopping!
« Reply #383 on: October 17, 2012, 04:28:39 PM »
If the ads can be believed, Massengill smells like summer rain.

So, uh, hot asphalt and ozone, I guess.

It gives women the confidence to be active and happy.
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Re: Shopping!
« Reply #384 on: October 17, 2012, 08:36:10 PM »
Y'all

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Re: Shopping!
« Reply #385 on: October 19, 2012, 09:24:39 PM »
WELL weirdly Harbor Freight never sent me a shipping notification, this time around, but the stuff arrived today.  Not as fast as they used to ship stuff, but no big deal.

On the other hand, the dropcloths turn out to be maybe 2 mil, not the advertised 6 mil.  On the one hand, yeah, the description was wrong, which is annoying, and I can't use them for the thing I bought them for, which is also annoying.  Too good to be true, I guess.

On the other hand, they still cost almost nothing, and sheet plastic is always useful.  I have a lot of plaster sanding to do in the next year, and these are too thin to use as dropcloths you'd walk on but will work great as hanging dust barriers, for one thing.

So maybe Uline.  I'll look tomorrow.  One thing that did occur to me is that I could buy tarps cheaper than I can buy plastic sheeting.  The application in question is indoors, so UV isn't an issue, but I'm not sure if the temperature changes would make them brittle and crumbly.  I'll probably just go ahead and buy the dumb plastic sheeting.

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Re: Shopping!
« Reply #386 on: October 20, 2012, 08:32:36 PM »
sheet plastic is always useful. 

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Re: Shopping!
« Reply #387 on: October 20, 2012, 09:21:09 PM »
Yeah, that doesn't really work too well.  Forensics are hard to beat, but . . . .

Actually, I won't speculate in a public forum about how to beat forensics.  :innocent:

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Re: Shopping!
« Reply #388 on: October 20, 2012, 10:57:05 PM »
:harumph:

I was talking about Halloween preparations
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Re: Shopping!
« Reply #389 on: October 20, 2012, 11:55:16 PM »
Hydrogen peroxide and bleach. WAT
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