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Re: Shopping!
« Reply #675 on: October 29, 2015, 07:21:42 PM »
amazon prime now was just launched in vegas. i can order and get stuff within an hour. this could be dangerous.
you'd be surprised how much a nutsack can stretch. you have to stretch it yourself, not a woman. they don't do it quite right.

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Re: Shopping!
« Reply #676 on: October 30, 2015, 06:56:33 AM »
 :shock:
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Re: Shopping!
« Reply #677 on: October 30, 2015, 09:22:03 AM »
It took me awhile to parse that.  :lol:

Are they going to bombard you with suggestions for streaming TV that you've already watched?

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Re: Shopping!
« Reply #678 on: October 30, 2015, 11:09:59 AM »
yeah, it's a weird sentence.

"amazon prime now" is the name of the service and you can only use it through an app on a phone or tablet. i really don't get that aspect of it.

they haven't sent me anything which will probably change soon.
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Re: Shopping!
« Reply #679 on: October 30, 2015, 11:45:22 AM »
I'm sure it's a prelude to pushing it through their always-on eavesdropping instant-order device, there.  Whatever that thing is called.

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Re: Shopping!
« Reply #680 on: October 30, 2015, 12:22:38 PM »
yep, pretty soon i'll be able to speak my order to the echo.
you'd be surprised how much a nutsack can stretch. you have to stretch it yourself, not a woman. they don't do it quite right.

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Re: Shopping!
« Reply #681 on: October 30, 2015, 12:35:14 PM »
That'll be fun at parties!
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Re: Shopping!
« Reply #682 on: November 03, 2015, 06:53:56 PM »
That'll be fun at parties!

Pdrake:  Amazon Prime Now, send me some entertainment for the party
Amazon Prime Now:  Sends in the clowns.
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Re: Shopping!
« Reply #683 on: November 03, 2015, 11:09:55 PM »
booze & hookers
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Re: Shopping!
« Reply #684 on: November 04, 2015, 12:29:06 AM »
you'd be surprised how much a nutsack can stretch. you have to stretch it yourself, not a woman. they don't do it quite right.

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Re: Shopping!
« Reply #685 on: November 04, 2015, 04:18:58 PM »
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Re: Shopping!
« Reply #686 on: November 04, 2015, 04:29:51 PM »
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booze & hookers

Books & Hoosiers

Indiana's in town for the basketball game and you have a bunch of Bloomington coeds in the shop ... ?
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Re: Shopping!
« Reply #687 on: November 05, 2015, 04:09:28 PM »
No, my brain just does things to words.

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Re: Shopping!
« Reply #688 on: November 05, 2015, 10:18:38 PM »
chutes and ladders?
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Re: Shopping!
« Reply #689 on: November 05, 2015, 11:59:13 PM »
I didn't know there were still Kmarts.

axe, there is still a Kmart in, yes, the south area of the city in which you currently reside. Let's not ever go there!! (VoA AND two other secondhand stores are on the same street, I think.)