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Re: Pets
« Reply #1005 on: June 05, 2010, 09:31:55 PM »
He's such a sweetie. 
Cause you're so beautiful
Like a tree
Or a high-class prostitute
You're so beautiful
Mmm, you could be a part-time model
But you'd probably have to keep your normal job

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Re: Pets
« Reply #1006 on: June 05, 2010, 09:53:04 PM »
Does he have a name yet?

He looks a little like a Jethro, but possibly a Sparky.

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Re: Pets
« Reply #1007 on: June 05, 2010, 10:01:31 PM »
The rescue was calling him Andy.  I don't know.  Punk wants to change it, Lilia wants to keep it, I don't care much.  I think "Andy" is kind of cute.
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Or a high-class prostitute
You're so beautiful
Mmm, you could be a part-time model
But you'd probably have to keep your normal job

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Re: Pets
« Reply #1008 on: June 06, 2010, 06:04:25 AM »
He's very full of the cuteness.  Why are Lilia's little hands in little fists?  Toby used to do that a lot.  I think he looks like a Richie or Ritchie or Ricky.
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Re: Pets
« Reply #1009 on: June 06, 2010, 07:31:02 AM »
That is a silly cute piece of doggie.   :thumbsup:
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Re: Pets
« Reply #1010 on: June 06, 2010, 08:20:21 AM »
Not sure, mbm.  She may be trying not to suck her thumb. 
Cause you're so beautiful
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Or a high-class prostitute
You're so beautiful
Mmm, you could be a part-time model
But you'd probably have to keep your normal job

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Re: Pets
« Reply #1011 on: June 06, 2010, 08:33:20 AM »
I have to wash the curtains. 


Because the dog just peed on them.
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Re: Pets
« Reply #1012 on: June 06, 2010, 08:35:21 AM »
I have to wash the curtains. 


Because the dog just peed on them.

Make him wash them, they're his now.  :lol:
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Re: Pets
« Reply #1013 on: June 07, 2010, 01:43:25 PM »
Witness: Striker was the squadron leader. He brought us in real low. But he couldn't handle it.
Prosecutor: Buddy couldn't handle it? Was Buddy one of your crew?
Witness: Right. Buddy was the bombardier. But it was Striker who couldn't handle it, and he went to pieces.
Prosecutor: *Andy* went to pieces?
Witness: No. Andy was the navigator. He was all right. Buddy went to pieces. It was awful how he came unglued.
Prosecutor: *Howie* came unglued?
Witness: Oh, no. Howie was a rock, the best tailgunner in the outfit. Buddy came unglued.
Prosecutor: And he bailed out?
Witness: No. Andy hung tough. Buddy bailed out. How he survived, it was a miracle.
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Witness: No, 'fraid not. We lost Howie the next day.

Andy is definitely all right.
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Re: Pets
« Reply #1014 on: June 07, 2010, 01:59:50 PM »
I took him out this morning and it was drizzling and about 55.  He was shivering.  Oh god, am I going to have to put a sweater in him?
Cause you're so beautiful
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Or a high-class prostitute
You're so beautiful
Mmm, you could be a part-time model
But you'd probably have to keep your normal job

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Re: Pets
« Reply #1015 on: June 07, 2010, 02:01:27 PM »
ON him.  Damn autocorrect.
Cause you're so beautiful
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Or a high-class prostitute
You're so beautiful
Mmm, you could be a part-time model
But you'd probably have to keep your normal job

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Re: Pets
« Reply #1016 on: June 07, 2010, 02:01:34 PM »
I took him out this morning and it was drizzling and about 55.  He was shivering.  Oh god, am I going to have to put a sweater in him?

If you get measurements I will totally knit/crochet him something.

Something totally non-embarrassing.

Really.
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Re: Pets
« Reply #1017 on: June 07, 2010, 02:11:25 PM »
Dude would probably eat a sweater, so the preposition might not be that far off.
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Re: Pets
« Reply #1018 on: June 07, 2010, 02:25:09 PM »
Real dogs don't wear sweaters.
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Re: Pets
« Reply #1019 on: June 07, 2010, 02:32:40 PM »
Dude would probably eat a sweater, so the preposition might not be that far off.

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