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Re: Pets
« Reply #1545 on: September 17, 2011, 12:10:47 PM »
Maybe you just have that effect on turtles.

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Re: Pets
« Reply #1546 on: September 18, 2011, 06:56:20 PM »
Was he doing the foot fluttering thing?
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Re: Pets
« Reply #1547 on: September 18, 2011, 07:14:42 PM »
I think the turtle would probably like him even if he wasn't.

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Re: Pets
« Reply #1548 on: September 19, 2011, 10:42:42 AM »
Was he doing the foot fluttering thing?

yes! he really likes attention... but i will only go so far you know.

seriously. he really likes attention. very surprising. he likes when you dance with him and talk to him.

i'm kind of over protective because i'm inexperienced. he was blinking too much the other day and i started freakin out. (he is no longer blinkin too much  ;) ) he also does this backwards swimming thing ... it seems to me he does it when he's happy. i hope it's that and not some kind of turtle disease i'm misinterpreting.
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Re: Pets
« Reply #1549 on: September 19, 2011, 12:45:56 PM »
Wow, your cl4mn0515 is cross species?  Impressive.
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Re: Pets
« Reply #1550 on: September 19, 2011, 12:48:13 PM »
the power of c|4/\/\ -n0- 515 is that it is not species-specific.

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Re: Pets
« Reply #1551 on: September 19, 2011, 01:26:26 PM »
From mammalia to reptilia is not merely cross-species, not merely cross-family (pumpkin), but cross-class.  I guess you could say the clamnosis is without class.

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Re: Pets
« Reply #1552 on: September 19, 2011, 03:12:49 PM »
"Supra classy"!
I'm generalizing from one example here, but everyone generalizes from one example. At least, I do.

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Re: Pets
« Reply #1553 on: September 19, 2011, 07:09:29 PM »
Buster does the backwards swimming too -- he's a show off.

He also does this awesome thing where he'll suddenly decompress his airchambers and drop like a rock to the bottom of the aquarium.  :lol:
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Re: Pets
« Reply #1554 on: September 19, 2011, 08:47:27 PM »
You just have to train him to shout in German and sound a dive horn.

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Re: Pets
« Reply #1555 on: September 20, 2011, 02:09:50 AM »
Wouldn't that be something.  :lol:
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Re: Pets
« Reply #1556 on: September 20, 2011, 10:56:46 AM »
i haven't witnessed that move from Lemon yet. he's gonna be stoked when he gets his new tank.

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Re: Pets
« Reply #1557 on: September 22, 2011, 12:03:35 AM »
He's gonna start humping your shoe and making that weird gasping noise.
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Re: Pets
« Reply #1558 on: September 22, 2011, 12:10:46 AM »
 :lol:
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Re: Pets
« Reply #1559 on: September 22, 2011, 08:29:13 AM »
That's it - I'm done with cats.  I'm getting a turtle.

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