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Re: Pets
« Reply #495 on: January 11, 2009, 03:53:45 PM »
 :lol: :lol: :lol:
"After walking away from the other people backstage, Justin Bieber found a place where we could be alone -- a bathroom. We went inside and immediately his personality changed drastically. He began touching me and repeatedly said he wanted to fuck the shit out of me."

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Re: Pets
« Reply #496 on: January 11, 2009, 04:05:36 PM »
I am, too, except not so much the lady part.

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Re: Pets
« Reply #497 on: January 11, 2009, 06:01:12 PM »
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I just hope those birds like any of that shit.

They'll like the peanut butter and crisco. I dunno about the other stuff.
It's symbolic of our struggle against reality.

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Re: Pets
« Reply #498 on: January 11, 2009, 10:34:23 PM »
I am a crazy cat lady, but only have two cats.

eldiem, you will have the most popular bird feeder on the block once they find that -- the peanut butter and lard are the high protein stuff that keeps those high-metabolismed birds alive this time of year. You have a wider diversity of birds back east than we do (I'd love to see a real cardinal someday), but I'm sure the are similar varieties. Woodpeckers and nuthatches like the nuts, if you get orioles and robins (and other thrushes), they like fruit.

I worried about the birds during the snow we had here, but was too sick to go out, so my long suffering husband kindly went out and filled the feeders every day.  :love:
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Re: Pets
« Reply #499 on: January 12, 2009, 12:22:40 PM »
HALLELUJAH!

I feel better, now.
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Re: Pets
« Reply #500 on: January 12, 2009, 12:27:56 PM »
HALLELUJAH!

I feel better, now.


WHY   DID   I   NOT   THINK    OF   THAT?!    :banghead: :diabolical:
"After walking away from the other people backstage, Justin Bieber found a place where we could be alone -- a bathroom. We went inside and immediately his personality changed drastically. He began touching me and repeatedly said he wanted to fuck the shit out of me."

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Re: Pets
« Reply #501 on: January 12, 2009, 12:34:38 PM »
Genius!



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Re: Pets
« Reply #502 on: January 12, 2009, 01:08:05 PM »
HALLELUJAH!

I feel better, now.


WHY   DID   I   NOT   THINK    OF   THAT?!    :banghead: :diabolical:

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Re: Pets
« Reply #503 on: January 12, 2009, 03:51:05 PM »
Jesus the pet hater!  :rollin:
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Re: Pets
« Reply #504 on: January 12, 2009, 03:55:10 PM »
I don't know how we can be sure that pets aren't smart enough to accept Jesus.  I'm not sure being smart is necessarily a prerequisite.

Not hatin' the Belters.  Just sayin'.

I mean, a hell of a lot of dogs will accept ANYONE as their personal savior.

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Re: Pets
« Reply #505 on: January 12, 2009, 03:58:22 PM »
Anyone, even a Chuy toy.
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Re: Pets
« Reply #506 on: January 12, 2009, 04:44:08 PM »
"Wait, does that salvation come with a treat?"
I'm generalizing from one example here, but everyone generalizes from one example. At least, I do.

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Re: Pets
« Reply #507 on: January 12, 2009, 05:08:53 PM »

I mean, a hell of a lot of dogs will accept ANYONE as their personal savior.

 :lol:
It's symbolic of our struggle against reality.

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Re: Pets
« Reply #508 on: January 28, 2009, 03:57:00 PM »
My cat started throwing up even when she wasn't hairballing, and I checked her food (it was Iams dry food, which she got hooked on while we were still living with my brother and his cats), and, yeah, the ingredients suck.  Meijer had nothing that didn't either have 'by-product' or 'corn' in the first ingredient, so I had to suck it up and go to PetCo, which usually lets me down.  This time, though, they had the Castor & Pollux catfood I always hear talked up on the web, and it's clearly a lot better.

But would my cat eat it?  The small bags were expensive, but the 15-lb bag was about the same price as the Iams is at Meijer.  And, lo and behold, my cat went bananas for it the way she does for human-style tuna.  If she keeps eating it like that, I may have to ration it out instead of just keeping her bowl topped up.

Time will tell if it helps with the hairballs, etc, but it's certainly not a step down.

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Re: Pets
« Reply #509 on: January 28, 2009, 05:24:27 PM »
So much for the "you have to slowly introduce new foods to a cat." A sudden change with our cats means they'll either love it or hate it, and they don't change their opinion over time.
I'm generalizing from one example here, but everyone generalizes from one example. At least, I do.