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Re: Pets
« Reply #780 on: February 28, 2010, 10:30:18 PM »
Ok well my dog was over 14 when it happened which is possibly why it was a lot worse. She was effed up for a couple weeks.
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Re: Pets
« Reply #781 on: March 01, 2010, 02:46:29 PM »
Cadbury used to do that.  It was diagnosed as roller bunny syndrome which was vestibular.  After the bout was over, Cadbury was pretty, oh well, give me a banana and all was good with the world.
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Re: Pets
« Reply #782 on: March 01, 2010, 03:19:19 PM »
Roller Bunny Syndrome would be a great name for a band.


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Re: Pets
« Reply #783 on: March 03, 2010, 12:27:36 PM »
Both dogs pooed EVERYWHERE and peed ALMOST EVERYWHERE today. Can't get the smell out of my nose.
At least they're outside dogs.
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Re: Pets
« Reply #784 on: March 06, 2010, 05:05:02 PM »
It's time to clip my shepherd's nails and the clipers are suspiciously missing
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Re: Pets
« Reply #785 on: March 06, 2010, 07:51:33 PM »
It's time to clip my shepherd's nails and the clipers are suspiciously missing
I've got clippers with a replaceable blade. The cats tried hiding the new blades once, and learned that I don't care if it's a little dull.
I'm generalizing from one example here, but everyone generalizes from one example. At least, I do.

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Re: Pets
« Reply #786 on: March 06, 2010, 08:03:08 PM »
I always just used a regular people nail clippers on my cats but the dogs have nails like hoofs.
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Re: Pets
« Reply #787 on: March 08, 2010, 04:46:32 AM »
We have to take Scooter into the vet to get hers done.  Both of us holding her down + muzzle still equals fail.
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Re: Pets
« Reply #788 on: March 08, 2010, 08:27:12 AM »
Is Scooter a cat or a dog?
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Re: Pets
« Reply #789 on: March 08, 2010, 01:19:10 PM »
dog and coyote mix.
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Re: Pets
« Reply #790 on: March 08, 2010, 01:26:45 PM »
We have a cat named Scooter and who the hell mixes dogs and coyotes?  That's just asking for it.
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Re: Pets
« Reply #791 on: March 08, 2010, 01:37:04 PM »
Monk's stepdad had a wolf/shep mix. He was a sweetie. On the flip side, the jackasses down the road from Og's uncle had one that went after cats and children. I think a lot of it comes down to the owner, but acknowledge that sometimes there are simply bad dogs as well. Just like there are bad people. Genes mesh too many of the wrong flags together and BOOM, you get a monster. Fortunately that doesn't happen too often.

That box Pinhead was rockin? Definitely a Punnett Square. Those things are dangerous. BIG CRAZY, little crazy.
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Re: Pets
« Reply #792 on: March 08, 2010, 06:59:49 PM »
i've been thinking about getting a dog. i think i changed my mind and am going to get a capybara.
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Re: Pets
« Reply #793 on: March 08, 2010, 07:02:40 PM »
Capybaras live in watersheds and marshlands. You'll have to move to Florida or one of the Gulf states.
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Re: Pets
« Reply #794 on: March 08, 2010, 07:10:29 PM »
i've been thinking about getting a dog. i think i changed my mind and am going to get a capybara.

I think a rabbit would be a good pet for you.  And if it didn't work out, I know someone who could give you some recipies
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