Author Topic: Weather ... or not  (Read 315064 times)

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Re: Weather ... or not
« Reply #4530 on: April 20, 2018, 08:35:10 PM »
I second the motion for blowing up Florida.  All in favor?

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Re: Weather ... or not
« Reply #4531 on: April 20, 2018, 08:46:46 PM »
What?!? Shoot, now where do we put the volcano?
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Re: Weather ... or not
« Reply #4532 on: April 23, 2018, 04:46:39 PM »
Missouri?  Oklahoma?
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Re: Weather ... or not
« Reply #4533 on: April 23, 2018, 05:48:25 PM »
OKLAHOMA. FUCK OKLAHOMA AND ALL THE BRIDENSTINES IT EMITS. VOLCANO.
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Re: Weather ... or not
« Reply #4534 on: April 23, 2018, 10:01:00 PM »
With all the fracking-caused earthquakes, they're already looking like they are in the Ring of Fire.
I'm generalizing from one example here, but everyone generalizes from one example. At least, I do.

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Re: Weather ... or not
« Reply #4535 on: May 01, 2018, 10:32:10 AM »
Frost over the weekend, forecast 88 F today and we're under a wildfire warning.

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Re: Weather ... or not
« Reply #4536 on: May 01, 2018, 04:49:53 PM »
We had a fire warning here a few days ago right after lots of rain, like flooding rains. There's actually one down towards Florida today - 25% humidity down there in swamp land.

It almost makes we want to burn something. For science.
It's symbolic of our struggle against reality.

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Re: Weather ... or not
« Reply #4537 on: May 01, 2018, 05:16:25 PM »
NASA's got some new deadwood at the top.

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Re: Weather ... or not
« Reply #4538 on: May 01, 2018, 05:57:43 PM »
I will refrain from listing the ingredients of my imaginary government official bonfire.
It's symbolic of our struggle against reality.

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Re: Weather ... or not
« Reply #4539 on: May 02, 2018, 02:28:10 PM »
Even the fire doesn't want them, anyway.

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Re: Weather ... or not
« Reply #4540 on: May 02, 2018, 05:27:19 PM »
Bonfire is so old fashioned. I prefer modern technology:

"Parasitic wasps laying eggs in other insects is a better love story than Twilight." - :bitzero:
"Anyhow, it was the best sentient food movie since Killer Tomatoes Eat France." - :flipper:
"lee marvin in drag is no way to spread the gospel, son." - TFJ
"It's not like there was ever a time I didn't think Rudy Giuliani was a smug gibbering imbecile." - random axe
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