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« on: January 04, 2007, 06:58:12 PM »
I see you, Slippy!
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Re: Topicless
« Reply #1 on: January 04, 2007, 06:59:49 PM »
I can't even see myself!
I'm outta practice.
It took me far too long to find the "reply" link.

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Re: Topicless
« Reply #2 on: January 04, 2007, 07:35:00 PM »
WOOOOO!
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Re: Topicless
« Reply #3 on: January 04, 2007, 07:38:57 PM »
WHOOOOOAAAAA!!!!

*writes name in snow with pee*

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Re: Topicless
« Reply #4 on: January 04, 2007, 11:58:01 PM »
For tradition's sake, I gave this thread The Sticky.

"Parasitic wasps laying eggs in other insects is a better love story than Twilight." - :bitzero:
"Anyhow, it was the best sentient food movie since Killer Tomatoes Eat France." - :flipper:
"lee marvin in drag is no way to spread the gospel, son." - TFJ
"It failed. My enemies have been purged." - Sidious
"It's not like there was ever a time I didn't think Rudy Giuliani was a smug gibbering imbecile." - random axe
"*drags taint* Oh cool, I didn't know you could do that." - mo.d

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Re: Topicless
« Reply #5 on: January 05, 2007, 03:50:33 AM »
This thread gives me a sticky.

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Re: Topicless
« Reply #6 on: January 05, 2007, 09:35:43 AM »
:knotty
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Re: Topicless
« Reply #7 on: January 05, 2007, 09:41:14 AM »
My co-worker saw this bumper sticker and I must have it!

"I'm driving fast because I have to poop"

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Re: Topicless
« Reply #8 on: January 05, 2007, 12:38:21 PM »
There was supposed to be a chance of rain last night, and some winds this morning. Well, the rain was more a light sprinkle but for us that's a gullywasher. And the wind did come. There's a fairly large area without power nearby.

There's also our house without power, and we are not in the zone the electric company was noting on the recording.

My wife had to go check the breakers, because her beloved roses are not only growing three feet in front of the panel, they are also growing across the front of it. Nothing was wrong, and she's pissed at me because I made her knees and wrists cold and she stepped on one of the "cute rocks" so her ankle hurts.

I told her that I was having trouble getting at the box last month. I told her that was a bad place to put a bush last spring. But it's still my fault.
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Re: Topicless
« Reply #9 on: January 05, 2007, 01:24:36 PM »
Kill the rose bush.
Get some aphids or other nasties and let them have at it.
Then, blame nature.

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Re: Topicless
« Reply #10 on: January 05, 2007, 01:55:52 PM »
I told her that I was having trouble getting at the box last month. I told her that was a bad place to put a bush last spring. But it's still my fault.
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Re: Topicless
« Reply #11 on: January 05, 2007, 03:16:45 PM »
I told her that I was having trouble getting at the box last month. I told her that was a bad place to put a bush last spring. But it's still my fault.
FQTOOCOTD


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Re: Topicless
« Reply #12 on: January 05, 2007, 03:18:44 PM »
You know how on Fark everything eventually turns into a poop thread? Well I'm thinking here at BC the tendency is toward labial jewelery.
"Parasitic wasps laying eggs in other insects is a better love story than Twilight." - :bitzero:
"Anyhow, it was the best sentient food movie since Killer Tomatoes Eat France." - :flipper:
"lee marvin in drag is no way to spread the gospel, son." - TFJ
"It failed. My enemies have been purged." - Sidious
"It's not like there was ever a time I didn't think Rudy Giuliani was a smug gibbering imbecile." - random axe
"*drags taint* Oh cool, I didn't know you could do that." - mo.d

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Re: Topicless
« Reply #13 on: January 05, 2007, 03:28:51 PM »
I thought this was a fairly simple question but apparently not. I asked some co-workers what the conversion was for lbs to gallons. How many lbs are in a gallon?

I thought a simple approximate answer was forthcoming but instead I get:

Well, it depends what you are converting. Everything weighs differently. If you’re talking about water that only weighs 0.83blahblahblah. You’re really talking about two different things.

Geesh. I never knew such a simple question could go unanswered.
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Re: Topicless
« Reply #14 on: January 05, 2007, 03:32:47 PM »
So all you people are using these smileys that no longer exist

Do you just remember the names of what they were called?

Or is there some secret society with a special board that still have access to these icons that I can no longer see? Cause all I have are the sucky sucky ones and I find it funny that we're still typing out the old ones.
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