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Re: More News You Really Don't Need
« Reply #2430 on: February 08, 2018, 06:44:37 AM »
There's bound to be a porn movie called "Pulp Friction".   :hmm:
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Re: More News You Really Don't Need
« Reply #2431 on: February 13, 2018, 12:48:19 PM »
It's symbolic of our struggle against reality.

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Re: More News You Really Don't Need
« Reply #2432 on: February 13, 2018, 02:35:50 PM »
Honestly, the higher up the sports announcer hierarchy you go, the worse it gets.  It's a strange system.

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Re: More News You Really Don't Need
« Reply #2433 on: February 13, 2018, 09:32:45 PM »
That's such a rich target environment, I'm not sure where to start!
I'm generalizing from one example here, but everyone generalizes from one example. At least, I do.

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Re: More News You Really Don't Need
« Reply #2434 on: March 30, 2018, 03:50:30 PM »
Facebook and Google both get kicked in the nuts in the same week  :rollin:  :gfy:
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Re: More News You Really Don't Need
« Reply #2435 on: July 01, 2018, 04:41:56 PM »
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"We saw him saying bad words and stabbing a grown-up really hard and a lot of times," Esrom said.

Kids say the darndest things.

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Re: More News You Really Don't Need
« Reply #2436 on: September 28, 2018, 10:34:02 AM »
Ax-throwing bar deemed unsafe, has liquor license suspended for 1 day

And it's in Michigan. I feel like I should be able to come up with a joke for this.

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Re: More News You Really Don't Need
« Reply #2437 on: September 28, 2018, 11:53:59 AM »
I blame Jason fucking Momoa. Asshole has been on TV and the internets a bunch of times throwing axes in extremely unsafe (for other people) situations: also drinking while doing it. Range safety is kind of fucking important. Fuck you, Aquaman.
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Re: More News You Really Don't Need
« Reply #2438 on: September 28, 2018, 03:30:41 PM »
I don't know that guy... oh yeah, okay, that GoT guy. Maybe he wants everyone else to have 140 stitches in their faces from barroom incidents.

It's probably a good idea to put people who want to throw axes in small rooms with lots of alcohol. Eventually there will be less people who want to throw axes.
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Re: More News You Really Don't Need
« Reply #2439 on: September 29, 2018, 09:13:05 AM »
BAD

Does Nerf not make a throwing axe?


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Re: More News You Really Don't Need
« Reply #2440 on: October 01, 2018, 01:59:06 PM »
You can always make larping ones out of duct tape and pvc.
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