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Erection discussion
« on: February 21, 2008, 10:15:44 PM »

YEAH, ERECTION! SHEESH

I'll kick off what I'm sure will be a substantive discussion by saying that I'd hump Campbell Brown like her parents were pulling in the driveway.
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Re: Erection discussion
« Reply #1 on: February 22, 2008, 07:24:24 AM »
Campbell Brown? She's kinda pointy faced. My hub thinks that British chick on CBS news is the hawtness.

Aha! Lara Logan is her name.

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Re: Erection discussion
« Reply #2 on: February 22, 2008, 08:12:58 AM »
I can get with that.

OK, my most interesting takeaway from last night's debate was this: At the end of the night when Hil and O waded out into the crowd to greet their supporters, I noted a difference in how the crowds reacted to them. Each were enthusiastic, but while Hil's crowd was trying to hand her things to sign, O's group wasn't doing that at all. They were just reaching out to him and trying to touch him -- shake hands, pat his back, even just touch his arm.

I thought that was interesting as hell.
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Re: Erection discussion
« Reply #3 on: February 22, 2008, 12:53:11 PM »
Maybe I'm the most horrible person ever for thinking this - I know Drudge has thought similar things, which does not comfort me, but I'm interested in your thoughts.

Do you guys think he'd live until the end of his term?  I know West Wing is fiction, but in a fictional country smart enough to elect Jed Bartlett, the haters were extreme enough to shoot his daughter's black boyfriend.  I think the US collective is not as smart and the haters wouldn't need to be extreme to go after a black president.

They're already comparing him to Kennedy.  How big a stretch would it be for some lunatic to extend the metaphor?
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Re: Erection discussion
« Reply #4 on: February 22, 2008, 01:14:09 PM »
He could use Chappelle's idea and select an Hispanic VP as an insurance policy against bigoted homicidal knuckle-draggers (of course you could use whatever group is less desirable to said knuckle-draggers, I just used Hispanics because that's who Chappelle used in the joke.).

Sort of as a way to steer into that particular skid and use your enemy's own weapon against them.
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Re: Erection discussion
« Reply #5 on: February 22, 2008, 01:35:59 PM »
They're much better at protecting presidents against assassination than they used to be, :tal:

But changing the subject here: I hate debates. I think they're stupid. They could be substantial, but they're not. What does anyone remember? Nixon didn't shave, Reagan said something clever, Bentsen smacked the punk off his lawn with his cane.

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Re: Erection discussion
« Reply #6 on: February 22, 2008, 01:42:55 PM »
My brother is holding off voting for Obama, if he wins the nomination, to see who his running mate is. He thinks the muslims will be the ones to kill him.
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Re: Erection discussion
« Reply #7 on: February 22, 2008, 02:22:04 PM »
I'm surprised at the legs this idea has - this isn't the first time I've heard people concerned about this. My grandmother was saying the same, that if he wins she's afraid he'll be assassinated... like two or three weeks ago. Is this getting a lot of airplay on TV or something?
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Re: Erection discussion
« Reply #8 on: February 22, 2008, 02:27:28 PM »
I came up with it in my own brain.  Call it my faith in my fellow man.
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Re: Erection discussion
« Reply #9 on: February 22, 2008, 02:34:32 PM »
If Bush can go 8 years without someone taking a pot shot at him, Obama has nothing to worry about.

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Re: Erection discussion
« Reply #10 on: February 22, 2008, 02:35:00 PM »
It never occured to me.  Seriously.  So you don't have worries about a misogynist assassinating Hillary should she win?
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Re: Erection discussion
« Reply #11 on: February 22, 2008, 02:45:13 PM »
Builds character, anyway.

Teddy Roosevelt took a bullet in the chest and went on to deliver his speech.
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Re: Erection discussion
« Reply #12 on: February 22, 2008, 02:50:14 PM »
It never occured to me.  Seriously.  So you don't have worries about a misogynist assassinating Hillary should she win?

Bush is still the bar. If that war criminal can make it without some Dwayne Hooveresque Ron Paultard taking aim all this time he's been in office, we're fine.

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Re: Erection discussion
« Reply #13 on: February 22, 2008, 02:57:06 PM »
Yeah, but the CIA didn't have a beef with Bush.
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Re: Erection discussion
« Reply #14 on: February 22, 2008, 03:08:19 PM »
Obama too will meet the secret police?